Post by C4 on Jan 2, 2014 22:52:24 GMT -5
2014 MLB KEEPERS
A.J. Griffin, SP (OAK) ~ King's Court [$498,000]
Aaron Hicks, OF (MIN) ~ Carl Spackler [$490,000]
Aaron Hill, 2B (ARI) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$5,500,000]
Adam Eaton, OF (CHW) ~ King's Court [$480,000]
Adam Jones, OF (BAL) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$8,500,000]
Adam Wainwright, SP (STL) ~ Nellie's Holler [$12,000,000]
Addison Reed, RP (ARI) ~ Nellie's Holler [$520,000]
Adrian Beltre, 3B (TEX) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$16,000,000]
Albert Pujols, 1B (LAA) ~ Nellie's Holler [$16,000,000]
Alex Cobb, SP (TB) ~ Nellie's Holler [$502,000]
Alex Gordon, OF (KC) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$9,000,000]
Alex Rios, OF (TEX) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$12,500,000]
Alex Wood, SP (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$480,000]
Alexei Ramirez, SS (CHW) ~ Nellie's Holler [$7,000,000]
Allen Craig, 1B, OF (STL) ~ Bobby Ayala [$1,750,000]
Andrelton Simmons, SS (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$491,250]
Andrew McCutchen, OF (PIT) ~ King's Court [$4,500,000]
Anibal Sanchez, SP (DET) ~ Yoink [$8,000,000]
Anthony Rendon, 2B (WAS) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$1,800,000]
Anthony Rizzo, 1B (CHC) ~ Nellie's Holler [$750,000]
Aroldis Chapman, RP (CIN) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$2,000,000]
Asdrubal Cabrera, SS (CLE) ~ Carl Spackler [$6,500,000]
Austin Jackson, OF (DET) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$3,500,000]
Avisail Garcia, OF (CHW) ~ Rat Bastards [$480,000]
Ben Zobrist, 2B, OF, SS (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$5,500,000]
Billy Butler, 1B (KC) ~ Yoink [$8,000,000]
Brad Miller, SS (SEA) ~ Bobby Ayala [$480,000]
Brandon Beachy, SP (ATL) ~ Whiz Kids [$510,000]
Brandon Belt, 1B (SF) ~ Severe Punishment [$531,500]
Brandon Moss, 1B, OF (OAK) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$1,600,000]
Brandon Phillips, 2B (CIN) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$10,000,000]
Brett Lawrie, 3B (TOR) ~ Hit-N-Run [$500,000]
Brian McCann, C (NYY) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$12,000,000]
Bryce Harper, OF (WAS) ~ Ripken's Boys [$750,000]
Buster Posey, C, 1B (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$3,000,000]
Carlos Gomez, OF (MIL) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$4,300,000]
Carlos Gonzalez, OF (COL) ~ Nellie's Holler [$7,500,000]
Carlos Santana, C, 1B (CLE) ~ Bobby Ayala [$550,000]
Chase Utley, 2B (PHI) ~ Nellie's Holler [$15,000,000]
Chris Archer, SP (TB) ~ Hit-N-Run [$480,000]
Chris Davis, 1B (BAL) ~ Ninja Warriors [$3,300,000]
Chris Johnson, 3B (ATL) ~ Ninja Warriors [$2,287,500]
Chris Sale, SP (CHW) ~ Severe Punishment [$850,000]
Christian Yelich, OF (MIA) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$480,000]
Clay Buchholz, SP (BOS) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$5,500,000]
Clayton Kershaw, SP (LAD) ~ Bobby Ayala [$11,000,000]
Cliff Lee, SP (PHI) ~ Yoink [$25,000,000]
Cole Hamels, SP (PHI) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$19,500,000]
Craig Kimbrel, RP (ATL) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$655,000]
Curtis Granderson, OF (NYM) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,500,000]
Dan Straily, SP (OAK) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$492,500]
Daniel Murphy, 2B (NYM) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$2,925,000]
Danny Salazar, SP (CLE) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$480,000]
David Ortiz, 1B (BOS) ~ Whiz Kids [$14,000,000]
David Price, SP (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$5,112,500]
David Wright, 3B (NYM) ~ Carl Spackler [$11,000,000]
Derek Holland, SP (TEX) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$3,200,000]
Desmond Jennings, OF (TB) ~ Rat Bastards [$501,800]
Dexter Fowler, OF (COL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$3,250,000]
Domonic Brown, OF (PHI) ~ Yoink [$500,000]
Doug Fister, SP (DET) ~ Severe Punishment [$4,000,000]
Dustin Ackley, OF, 2B (SEA) ~ Severe Punishment [$1,500,000]
Dustin Pedroia, 2B (BOS) ~ Yoink [$10,000,000]
Edwin Encarnacion, 1B, 3B (TOR) ~ Yoink [$8,000,000]
Elvis Andrus, SS (TEX) ~ Ninja Warriors [$4,800,000]
Eric Hosmer, 1B (KC) ~ Carl Spackler [$528,250]
Ernesto Frieri, RP (LAA) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$530,000]
Evan Longoria, 3B (TB) ~ Nellie's Holler [$6,000,000]
Everth Cabrera, SS (SD) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$1,275,000]
Felix Hernandez, SP (SEA) ~ King's Court [$19,000,000]
Francisco Liriano, SP (PIT) ~ Nellie's Holler [$1,000,000]
Freddie Freeman, 1B (ATL) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$560,000]
Gerrit Cole, SP (PIT) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$480,000]
Giancarlo Stanton, OF (MIA) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$537,000]
Gio Gonzalez, SP (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$6,250,000]
Greg Holland, RP (KC) ~ Ripken's Boys [$539,500]
Hanley Ramirez, SS (LAD) ~ Yoink [$15,500,000]
Hiroki Kuroda, SP (NYY) ~ Ninja Warriors [$15,000,000]
Hisashi Iwakuma, SP (SEA) ~ Yoink [$6,500,000]
Homer Bailey, SP (CIN) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$5,350,000]
Hunter Pence, OF (SF) ~ Ninja Warriors [$13,800,000]
Huston Street, RP (SD) ~ Ripken's Boys [$7,000,000]
Hyun-jin Ryu, SP (LAD) ~ Ripken's Boys [$2,500,000]
Ian Desmond, SS (WAS) ~ King's Court [$3,800,000]
Ian Kinsler, 2B (DET) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$13,000,000]
Ivan Nova, SP (NYY) ~ Bobby Ayala [$575,600]
Jacob Turner, SP (MIA) ~ Ninja Warriors [$1,175,000]
Jacoby Ellsbury, OF (NYY) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$9,000,000]
James Shields, SP (KC) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$10,250,000]
Jarrod Parker, SP (OAK) ~ Hit-N-Run [$495,000]
Jason Heyward, OF (ATL) ~ Ripken's Boys [$3,650,000]
Jason Kipnis, 2B (CLE) ~ Ninja Warriors [$509,000]
Jay Bruce, OF (CIN) ~ Ripken's Boys [$7,500,000]
Jayson Werth, OF (WAS) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$16,000,000]
Jean Segura, SS (MIL) ~ Rat Bastards [$492,000]
Jed Lowrie, SS, 2B (OAK) ~ Rat Bastards [$2,400,000]
Jedd Gyorko, 2B (SD) ~ Whiz Kids [$490,000]
Jered Weaver, SP (LAA) ~ Ripken's Boys [$16,000,000]
Jhonny Peralta, SS (STL) ~ Severe Punishment [$6,000,000]
Jhoulys Chacin, SP (COL) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,650,000]
Jim Johnson, RP (BAL) ~ Severe Punishment [$6,500,000]
Joaquin Benoit, RP (SD) ~ Severe Punishment [$5,500,000]
Joe Mauer, C, 1B (MIN) ~ Bobby Ayala [$23,000,000]
Joey Votto, 1B (CIN) ~ Rat Bastards [$17,000,000]
Jon Lester, SP (BOS) ~ Whiz Kids [$11,625,000]
Jonathan Lucroy, C (MIL) ~ Yoink [$750,000]
Jordan Zimmermann, SP (WAS) ~ Ripken's Boys [$5,350,000]
Jose Altuve, 2B (HOU) ~ King's Court [$505,700]
Jose Bautista, OF (TOR) ~ Yoink [$14,000,000]
Jose Fernandez, SP (MIA) ~ Hit-N-Run [$490,000]
Jose Reyes, SS (TOR) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$10,000,000]
Josh Donaldson, 3B (OAK) ~ Ripken's Boys [$492,500]
Josh Hamilton, OF (LAA) ~ King's Court [$15,000,000]
Josh Rutledge, 2B (COL) ~ Severe Punishment [$490,000]
Julio Teheran, SP (ATL) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$490,000]
Junior Lake, OF (CHC) ~ King's Court [$480,000]
Jurickson Profar, 2B, SS (TEX) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$491,000]
Justin Masterson, SP (CLE) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$5,687,500]
Justin Upton, OF (ATL) ~ Carl Spackler [$9,750,000]
Justin Verlander, SP (DET) ~ Rat Bastards [$20,000,000]
Kendrys Morales, 1B (FA) ~ Carl Spackler [$5,250,000]
Kenley Jansen, RP (LAD) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$512,000]
Kris Medlen, SP (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$2,600,000]
Kyle Seager, 3B (SEA) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$501,400]
Lance Lynn, SP (STL) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$513,000]
Leonys Martin, OF (TEX) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$2,250,000]
Madison Bumgarner, SP (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$750,000]
Manny Machado, 3B (BAL) ~ Whiz Kids [$495,000]
Mark Teixeira, 1B (NYY) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$22,500,000]
Mark Trumbo, 1B, OF (LAA) ~ King's Court [$540,000]
Martin Perez, SP (TEX) ~ Hit-N-Run [$492,000]
Mat Latos, SP (CIN) ~ Ninja Warriors [$4,250,000]
Matt Adams, 1B (STL) ~ King's Court [$490,000]
Matt Cain, SP (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$20,000,000]
Matt Carpenter, 2B, 3B (STL) ~ Whiz Kids [$504,000]
Matt Harvey, SP (NYM) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$498,750]
Matt Holliday, OF (STL) ~ Yoink [$17,000,000]
Matt Kemp, OF (LAD) ~ Whiz Kids [$20,000,000]
Matt Moore, SP (TB) ~ Whiz Kids [$1,000,000]
Matt Wieters, C (BAL) ~ Carl Spackler [$5,500,000]
Max Scherzer, SP (DET) ~ Bobby Ayala [$6,725,000]
Michael Brantley, OF (CLE) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$526,900]
Michael Cuddyer, OF (COL) ~ Whiz Kids [$10,500,000]
Michael Pineda, SP (NYY) ~ Rat Bastards [$528,475]
Michael Wacha, SP (STL) ~ Nellie's Holler [$480,000]
Miguel Cabrera, 3B (DET) ~ Bobby Ayala [$21,000,000]
Mike Minor, SP (ATL) ~ Carl Spackler [$505,000]
Mike Trout, OF (LAA) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$510,000]
Mike Zunino, C (SEA) ~ King's Court [$480,000]
Nick Franklin, 2B (SEA) ~ Bobby Ayala [$480,000]
Nick Swisher, 1B, OF (CLE) ~ Severe Punishment [$11,000,000]
Nolan Arenado, 3B (COL) ~ Rat Bastards [$480,000]
Norichika Aoki, OF (MIL) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,250,000]
Oswaldo Arcia, OF (MIN) ~ Ninja Warriors [$480,000]
Pablo Sandoval, 3B (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$5,700,000]
Patrick Corbin, SP (ARI) ~ Whiz Kids [$494,000]
Paul Goldschmidt, 1B (ARI) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$500,000]
Pedro Alvarez, 3B (PIT) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$700,000]
Prince Fielder, 1B (TEX) ~ Ripken's Boys [$23,000,000]
R.A. Dickey, SP (TOR) ~ Carl Spackler [$5,250,000]
Rafael Soriano, RP (WAS) ~ Nellie's Holler [$14,000,000]
Rex Brothers, RP (COL) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$491,000]
Robinson Cano, 2B (SEA) ~ Hit-N-Run [$15,000,000]
Ryan Braun, OF (MIL) ~ Carl Spackler [$8,500,000]
Ryan Zimmerman, 3B (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$14,000,000]
Salvador Perez, C (KC) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,000,000]
Sergio Romo, RP (SF) ~ Bobby Ayala [$3,500,000]
Shane Victorino, OF (BOS) ~ Carl Spackler [$13,000,000]
Shelby Miller, SP (STL) ~ King's Court [$490,000]
Shin-Soo Choo, OF (TEX) ~ Bobby Ayala [$7,375,000]
Sonny Gray, SP (OAK) ~ Whiz Kids [$480,000]
Starlin Castro, SS (CHC) ~ Whiz Kids [$5,000,000]
Starling Marte, OF (PIT) ~ Hit-N-Run [$500,000]
Stephen Strasburg, SP (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$3,900,000]
Todd Frazier, 3B (CIN) ~ Severe Punishment [$527,500]
Tony Cingrani, SP (CIN) ~ Ninja Warriors [$480,000]
Trevor Cahill, SP (ARI) ~ Ninja Warriors [$5,500,000]
Trevor Rosenthal, RP (STL) ~ Yoink [$490,000]
Troy Tulowitzki, SS (COL) ~ Bobby Ayala [$10,000,000]
Ubaldo Jimenez, SP (CLE) ~ Severe Punishment [$5,750,000]
Wil Myers, OF (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$480,000]
Wilin Rosario, C (COL) ~ Ripken's Boys [$491,000]
Will Middlebrooks, 3B (BOS) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$498,000]
Will Venable, OF (SD) ~ Ninja Warriors [$2,675,000]
Wilson Ramos, C (WAS) ~ Ripken's Boys [$501,250]
Yadier Molina, C (STL) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$14,000,000]
Yasiel Puig, OF (LAD) ~ Hit-N-Run [$2,000,000]
Yoenis Cespedes, OF (OAK) ~ Severe Punishment [$8,500,000]
Yovani Gallardo, SP (MIL) ~ Carl Spackler [$7,750,000]
Yu Darvish, SP (TEX) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$9,500,000]
Zack Greinke, SP (LAD) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$17,000,000]
Zack Wheeler, SP (NYM) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$480,000]
A.J. Griffin, SP (OAK) ~ King's Court [$498,000]
Aaron Hicks, OF (MIN) ~ Carl Spackler [$490,000]
Aaron Hill, 2B (ARI) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$5,500,000]
Adam Eaton, OF (CHW) ~ King's Court [$480,000]
Adam Jones, OF (BAL) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$8,500,000]
Adam Wainwright, SP (STL) ~ Nellie's Holler [$12,000,000]
Addison Reed, RP (ARI) ~ Nellie's Holler [$520,000]
Adrian Beltre, 3B (TEX) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$16,000,000]
Albert Pujols, 1B (LAA) ~ Nellie's Holler [$16,000,000]
Alex Cobb, SP (TB) ~ Nellie's Holler [$502,000]
Alex Gordon, OF (KC) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$9,000,000]
Alex Rios, OF (TEX) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$12,500,000]
Alex Wood, SP (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$480,000]
Alexei Ramirez, SS (CHW) ~ Nellie's Holler [$7,000,000]
Allen Craig, 1B, OF (STL) ~ Bobby Ayala [$1,750,000]
Andrelton Simmons, SS (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$491,250]
Andrew McCutchen, OF (PIT) ~ King's Court [$4,500,000]
Anibal Sanchez, SP (DET) ~ Yoink [$8,000,000]
Anthony Rendon, 2B (WAS) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$1,800,000]
Anthony Rizzo, 1B (CHC) ~ Nellie's Holler [$750,000]
Aroldis Chapman, RP (CIN) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$2,000,000]
Asdrubal Cabrera, SS (CLE) ~ Carl Spackler [$6,500,000]
Austin Jackson, OF (DET) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$3,500,000]
Avisail Garcia, OF (CHW) ~ Rat Bastards [$480,000]
Ben Zobrist, 2B, OF, SS (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$5,500,000]
Billy Butler, 1B (KC) ~ Yoink [$8,000,000]
Brad Miller, SS (SEA) ~ Bobby Ayala [$480,000]
Brandon Beachy, SP (ATL) ~ Whiz Kids [$510,000]
Brandon Belt, 1B (SF) ~ Severe Punishment [$531,500]
Brandon Moss, 1B, OF (OAK) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$1,600,000]
Brandon Phillips, 2B (CIN) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$10,000,000]
Brett Lawrie, 3B (TOR) ~ Hit-N-Run [$500,000]
Brian McCann, C (NYY) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$12,000,000]
Bryce Harper, OF (WAS) ~ Ripken's Boys [$750,000]
Buster Posey, C, 1B (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$3,000,000]
Carlos Gomez, OF (MIL) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$4,300,000]
Carlos Gonzalez, OF (COL) ~ Nellie's Holler [$7,500,000]
Carlos Santana, C, 1B (CLE) ~ Bobby Ayala [$550,000]
Chase Utley, 2B (PHI) ~ Nellie's Holler [$15,000,000]
Chris Archer, SP (TB) ~ Hit-N-Run [$480,000]
Chris Davis, 1B (BAL) ~ Ninja Warriors [$3,300,000]
Chris Johnson, 3B (ATL) ~ Ninja Warriors [$2,287,500]
Chris Sale, SP (CHW) ~ Severe Punishment [$850,000]
Christian Yelich, OF (MIA) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$480,000]
Clay Buchholz, SP (BOS) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$5,500,000]
Clayton Kershaw, SP (LAD) ~ Bobby Ayala [$11,000,000]
Cliff Lee, SP (PHI) ~ Yoink [$25,000,000]
Cole Hamels, SP (PHI) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$19,500,000]
Craig Kimbrel, RP (ATL) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$655,000]
Curtis Granderson, OF (NYM) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,500,000]
Dan Straily, SP (OAK) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$492,500]
Daniel Murphy, 2B (NYM) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$2,925,000]
Danny Salazar, SP (CLE) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$480,000]
David Ortiz, 1B (BOS) ~ Whiz Kids [$14,000,000]
David Price, SP (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$5,112,500]
David Wright, 3B (NYM) ~ Carl Spackler [$11,000,000]
Derek Holland, SP (TEX) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$3,200,000]
Desmond Jennings, OF (TB) ~ Rat Bastards [$501,800]
Dexter Fowler, OF (COL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$3,250,000]
Domonic Brown, OF (PHI) ~ Yoink [$500,000]
Doug Fister, SP (DET) ~ Severe Punishment [$4,000,000]
Dustin Ackley, OF, 2B (SEA) ~ Severe Punishment [$1,500,000]
Dustin Pedroia, 2B (BOS) ~ Yoink [$10,000,000]
Edwin Encarnacion, 1B, 3B (TOR) ~ Yoink [$8,000,000]
Elvis Andrus, SS (TEX) ~ Ninja Warriors [$4,800,000]
Eric Hosmer, 1B (KC) ~ Carl Spackler [$528,250]
Ernesto Frieri, RP (LAA) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$530,000]
Evan Longoria, 3B (TB) ~ Nellie's Holler [$6,000,000]
Everth Cabrera, SS (SD) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$1,275,000]
Felix Hernandez, SP (SEA) ~ King's Court [$19,000,000]
Francisco Liriano, SP (PIT) ~ Nellie's Holler [$1,000,000]
Freddie Freeman, 1B (ATL) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$560,000]
Gerrit Cole, SP (PIT) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$480,000]
Giancarlo Stanton, OF (MIA) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$537,000]
Gio Gonzalez, SP (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$6,250,000]
Greg Holland, RP (KC) ~ Ripken's Boys [$539,500]
Hanley Ramirez, SS (LAD) ~ Yoink [$15,500,000]
Hiroki Kuroda, SP (NYY) ~ Ninja Warriors [$15,000,000]
Hisashi Iwakuma, SP (SEA) ~ Yoink [$6,500,000]
Homer Bailey, SP (CIN) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$5,350,000]
Hunter Pence, OF (SF) ~ Ninja Warriors [$13,800,000]
Huston Street, RP (SD) ~ Ripken's Boys [$7,000,000]
Hyun-jin Ryu, SP (LAD) ~ Ripken's Boys [$2,500,000]
Ian Desmond, SS (WAS) ~ King's Court [$3,800,000]
Ian Kinsler, 2B (DET) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$13,000,000]
Ivan Nova, SP (NYY) ~ Bobby Ayala [$575,600]
Jacob Turner, SP (MIA) ~ Ninja Warriors [$1,175,000]
Jacoby Ellsbury, OF (NYY) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$9,000,000]
James Shields, SP (KC) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$10,250,000]
Jarrod Parker, SP (OAK) ~ Hit-N-Run [$495,000]
Jason Heyward, OF (ATL) ~ Ripken's Boys [$3,650,000]
Jason Kipnis, 2B (CLE) ~ Ninja Warriors [$509,000]
Jay Bruce, OF (CIN) ~ Ripken's Boys [$7,500,000]
Jayson Werth, OF (WAS) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$16,000,000]
Jean Segura, SS (MIL) ~ Rat Bastards [$492,000]
Jed Lowrie, SS, 2B (OAK) ~ Rat Bastards [$2,400,000]
Jedd Gyorko, 2B (SD) ~ Whiz Kids [$490,000]
Jered Weaver, SP (LAA) ~ Ripken's Boys [$16,000,000]
Jhonny Peralta, SS (STL) ~ Severe Punishment [$6,000,000]
Jhoulys Chacin, SP (COL) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,650,000]
Jim Johnson, RP (BAL) ~ Severe Punishment [$6,500,000]
Joaquin Benoit, RP (SD) ~ Severe Punishment [$5,500,000]
Joe Mauer, C, 1B (MIN) ~ Bobby Ayala [$23,000,000]
Joey Votto, 1B (CIN) ~ Rat Bastards [$17,000,000]
Jon Lester, SP (BOS) ~ Whiz Kids [$11,625,000]
Jonathan Lucroy, C (MIL) ~ Yoink [$750,000]
Jordan Zimmermann, SP (WAS) ~ Ripken's Boys [$5,350,000]
Jose Altuve, 2B (HOU) ~ King's Court [$505,700]
Jose Bautista, OF (TOR) ~ Yoink [$14,000,000]
Jose Fernandez, SP (MIA) ~ Hit-N-Run [$490,000]
Jose Reyes, SS (TOR) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$10,000,000]
Josh Donaldson, 3B (OAK) ~ Ripken's Boys [$492,500]
Josh Hamilton, OF (LAA) ~ King's Court [$15,000,000]
Josh Rutledge, 2B (COL) ~ Severe Punishment [$490,000]
Julio Teheran, SP (ATL) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$490,000]
Junior Lake, OF (CHC) ~ King's Court [$480,000]
Jurickson Profar, 2B, SS (TEX) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$491,000]
Justin Masterson, SP (CLE) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$5,687,500]
Justin Upton, OF (ATL) ~ Carl Spackler [$9,750,000]
Justin Verlander, SP (DET) ~ Rat Bastards [$20,000,000]
Kendrys Morales, 1B (FA) ~ Carl Spackler [$5,250,000]
Kenley Jansen, RP (LAD) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$512,000]
Kris Medlen, SP (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run [$2,600,000]
Kyle Seager, 3B (SEA) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$501,400]
Lance Lynn, SP (STL) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$513,000]
Leonys Martin, OF (TEX) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$2,250,000]
Madison Bumgarner, SP (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$750,000]
Manny Machado, 3B (BAL) ~ Whiz Kids [$495,000]
Mark Teixeira, 1B (NYY) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$22,500,000]
Mark Trumbo, 1B, OF (LAA) ~ King's Court [$540,000]
Martin Perez, SP (TEX) ~ Hit-N-Run [$492,000]
Mat Latos, SP (CIN) ~ Ninja Warriors [$4,250,000]
Matt Adams, 1B (STL) ~ King's Court [$490,000]
Matt Cain, SP (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$20,000,000]
Matt Carpenter, 2B, 3B (STL) ~ Whiz Kids [$504,000]
Matt Harvey, SP (NYM) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$498,750]
Matt Holliday, OF (STL) ~ Yoink [$17,000,000]
Matt Kemp, OF (LAD) ~ Whiz Kids [$20,000,000]
Matt Moore, SP (TB) ~ Whiz Kids [$1,000,000]
Matt Wieters, C (BAL) ~ Carl Spackler [$5,500,000]
Max Scherzer, SP (DET) ~ Bobby Ayala [$6,725,000]
Michael Brantley, OF (CLE) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$526,900]
Michael Cuddyer, OF (COL) ~ Whiz Kids [$10,500,000]
Michael Pineda, SP (NYY) ~ Rat Bastards [$528,475]
Michael Wacha, SP (STL) ~ Nellie's Holler [$480,000]
Miguel Cabrera, 3B (DET) ~ Bobby Ayala [$21,000,000]
Mike Minor, SP (ATL) ~ Carl Spackler [$505,000]
Mike Trout, OF (LAA) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$510,000]
Mike Zunino, C (SEA) ~ King's Court [$480,000]
Nick Franklin, 2B (SEA) ~ Bobby Ayala [$480,000]
Nick Swisher, 1B, OF (CLE) ~ Severe Punishment [$11,000,000]
Nolan Arenado, 3B (COL) ~ Rat Bastards [$480,000]
Norichika Aoki, OF (MIL) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,250,000]
Oswaldo Arcia, OF (MIN) ~ Ninja Warriors [$480,000]
Pablo Sandoval, 3B (SF) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$5,700,000]
Patrick Corbin, SP (ARI) ~ Whiz Kids [$494,000]
Paul Goldschmidt, 1B (ARI) ~ Lunatic Fringe [$500,000]
Pedro Alvarez, 3B (PIT) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$700,000]
Prince Fielder, 1B (TEX) ~ Ripken's Boys [$23,000,000]
R.A. Dickey, SP (TOR) ~ Carl Spackler [$5,250,000]
Rafael Soriano, RP (WAS) ~ Nellie's Holler [$14,000,000]
Rex Brothers, RP (COL) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$491,000]
Robinson Cano, 2B (SEA) ~ Hit-N-Run [$15,000,000]
Ryan Braun, OF (MIL) ~ Carl Spackler [$8,500,000]
Ryan Zimmerman, 3B (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$14,000,000]
Salvador Perez, C (KC) ~ Rat Bastards [$1,000,000]
Sergio Romo, RP (SF) ~ Bobby Ayala [$3,500,000]
Shane Victorino, OF (BOS) ~ Carl Spackler [$13,000,000]
Shelby Miller, SP (STL) ~ King's Court [$490,000]
Shin-Soo Choo, OF (TEX) ~ Bobby Ayala [$7,375,000]
Sonny Gray, SP (OAK) ~ Whiz Kids [$480,000]
Starlin Castro, SS (CHC) ~ Whiz Kids [$5,000,000]
Starling Marte, OF (PIT) ~ Hit-N-Run [$500,000]
Stephen Strasburg, SP (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$3,900,000]
Todd Frazier, 3B (CIN) ~ Severe Punishment [$527,500]
Tony Cingrani, SP (CIN) ~ Ninja Warriors [$480,000]
Trevor Cahill, SP (ARI) ~ Ninja Warriors [$5,500,000]
Trevor Rosenthal, RP (STL) ~ Yoink [$490,000]
Troy Tulowitzki, SS (COL) ~ Bobby Ayala [$10,000,000]
Ubaldo Jimenez, SP (CLE) ~ Severe Punishment [$5,750,000]
Wil Myers, OF (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts [$480,000]
Wilin Rosario, C (COL) ~ Ripken's Boys [$491,000]
Will Middlebrooks, 3B (BOS) ~ Rapist Jagaloons [$498,000]
Will Venable, OF (SD) ~ Ninja Warriors [$2,675,000]
Wilson Ramos, C (WAS) ~ Ripken's Boys [$501,250]
Yadier Molina, C (STL) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$14,000,000]
Yasiel Puig, OF (LAD) ~ Hit-N-Run [$2,000,000]
Yoenis Cespedes, OF (OAK) ~ Severe Punishment [$8,500,000]
Yovani Gallardo, SP (MIL) ~ Carl Spackler [$7,750,000]
Yu Darvish, SP (TEX) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$9,500,000]
Zack Greinke, SP (LAD) ~ Bilbo Swaggins [$17,000,000]
Zack Wheeler, SP (NYM) ~ Walker, TX Rangers [$480,000]