2013 MLB KEEPER LIST

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KEEPERS
A.J. Griffin, SP (OAK) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Aaron Hill, 2B (ARI) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Adam Dunn, 1B (CHW) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Adam Jones, OF (BAL) ~ Hit-N-Run
Adam Wainwright, SP (STL) ~ Nellie's Holler
Addison Reed, RP (CHW) ~ Nellie's Holler
Adrian Beltre, 3B (TEX) ~ Severe Punishment
Adrian Gonzalez, 1B (LAD) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Albert Pujols, 1B (LAA) ~ Nellie's Holler
Alcides Escobar, SS (KC) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Alejandro De Aza, OF (CHW) ~ Rat Bastards
Alex Gordon, OF (KC) ~ Hit-N-Run
Alex Rios, OF (CHW) ~ Nellie's Holler
Allen Craig, 1B,OF (STL) ~ Bobby Ayala
Andrelton Simmons, SS (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run
Andrew McCutchen, OF (PIT) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Anthony Rizzo, 1B (CHC) ~ Nellie's Holler
Aramis Ramirez, 3B (MIL) ~ Rat Bastards
Aroldis Chapman, RP (CIN) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Asdrubal Cabrera, SS (CLE) ~ Carl Spackler
Austin Jackson, OF (DET) ~ Rusty Trombones
B.J. Upton, OF (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run
Ben Revere, OF (PHI) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Ben Zobrist, 2B/OF (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Billy Butler, 1B (KC) ~ Yoink
Brandon Beachy, SP (ATL) ~ Whiz Kids
Brandon Belt, 1B (SF) ~ Severe Punishment
Brandon Morrow, SP (TOR) ~ Hit-N-Run
Brandon Phillips, 2B (CIN) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Brett Anderson, SP (OAK) ~ Rat Bastards
Brett Gardner, OF (NYY) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Brett Lawrie, 3B (TOR) ~ Rusty Trombones
Brian McCann, C (ATL) ~ Yoink
Bryce Harper, OF (WAS) ~ Baseball Junkies
Buster Posey, C (SF) ~ Rusty Trombones
C.C. Sabathia, SP (NYY) ~ Yoink
C.J. Wilson, SP (LAA) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Cameron Maybin, OF (SD) ~ Nellie's Holler
Carl Crawford, OF (LAD) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Carlos Beltran, OF (STL) ~ Whiz Kids
Carlos Gonzalez, OF (COL) ~ Nellie's Holler
Carlos Quentin, OF (SD) ~ Bobby Ayala
Carlos Santana, C,1B (CLE) ~ Bobby Ayala
Chad Billingsley, SP (LAD) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Chase Headley, 3B (SD) ~ Baseball Junkies
Chase Utley, 2B (PHI) ~ Nellie's Holler
Chris Carpenter, SP (STL) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Chris Perez, RP (CLE) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Chris Sale, SP (CHW) ~ Severe Punishment
Clayton Kershaw, SP (LAD) ~ Bobby Ayala
Cliff Lee, SP (PHI) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Colby Rasmus, OF (TOR) ~ Nellie's Holler
Cole Hamels, SP (PHI) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Corey Hart, 1B/OF (MIL) ~ Severe Punishment
Craig Kimbrel, RP (ATL) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Curtis Granderson, OF (NYY) ~ Whiz Kids
Dan Haren, SP (WAS) ~ Carl Spackler
Dan Uggla, 2B (ATL) ~ Bobby Ayala
Daniel Murphy, 1B/2B/3B (NYM) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Danny Espinosa, 2B/SS (WAS) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
David Freese, 3B (STL) ~ Rat Bastards
David Ortiz, DH (BOS) ~ Whiz Kids
David Price, SP (TB) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
David Wright, 3B (NYM) ~ Carl Spackler
Dayan Viciedo, OF (CHW) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Dee Gordon, SS (LAD) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Denard Span, OF (WAS) ~ Rat Bastards
Derek Holland, SP (TEX) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Derek Jeter, SS (NYY) ~ Baseball Junkies
Desmond Jennings, OF (TB) ~ Whiz Kids
Dexter Fowler, OF (COL) ~ Hit-N-Run
Domonic Brown, OF (PHI) ~ Yoink
Drew Stubbs, OF (CLE) ~ Severe Punishment
Dustin Ackley, 2B (SEA) ~ Severe Punishment
Dustin Pedroia, 2B (BOS) ~ Yoink
Edwin Encarnacion, 1B/3B (TOR) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Elvis Andrus, SS (TEX) ~ Ninja Warriors
Eric Hosmer, 1B (KC) ~ Carl Spackler
Erick Aybar, SS (LAA) ~ Ninja Warriors
Evan Longoria, 3B (TB) ~ Nellie's Holler
Felix Hernandez, SP (SEA) ~ Nellie's Holler
Freddie Freeman, 1B (ATL) ~ Baseball Junkies
Giancarlo Stanton, OF (MIA) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Gio Gonzalez, SP (WAS) ~ Whiz Kids
Hanley Ramirez, SS (LAD) ~ Rusty Trombones
Hiroki Kuroda, SP (NYY) ~ Ninja Warriors
Homer Bailey, SP (CIN) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Howard Kendrick, 2B (LAA) ~ Severe Punishment
Hunter Pence, OF (SF) ~ Ninja Warriors
Ian Desmond, SS (WAS) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Ian Kennedy, SP (ARI) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Ian Kinsler, 2B (TEX) ~ Rusty Trombones
Ike Davis, 1B (NYM) ~ Yoink
Jacob Turner, SP (MIA) ~ Ninja Warriors
Jacoby Ellsbury, OF (BOS) ~ Yoink
James Shields, SP (KC) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Jarrod Parker, SP (OAK) ~ Hit-N-Run
Jason Heyward, OF (ATL) ~ Baseball Junkies
Jason Kipnis, 2B (CLE) ~ Ninja Warriors
Jason Motte, RP (STL) ~ Bobby Ayala
Jay Bruce, OF (CIN) ~ Baseball Junkies
Jayson Werth, OF (WAS) ~ Ninja Warriors
Jean Segura, SS (MIL) ~ Rat Bastards
Jeff Samardzija, SP (CHC) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Jered Weaver, SP (LAA) ~ Baseball Junkies
Jesus Montero, C (SEA) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Jhonny Peralta, SS (DET) ~ Severe Punishment
Jimmy Rollins, SS (PHI) ~ Yoink
Joe Mauer, C,1B (MIN) ~ Bobby Ayala
Joel Hanrahan, RP (BOS) ~ Hit-N-Run
Joey Votto, 1B (CIN) ~ Rat Bastards
Johnny Cueto, SP (CIN) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Jon Lester, SP (BOS) ~ Whiz Kids
Jordan Zimmermann, SP (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Jose Altuve, 2B (HOU) ~ Whiz Kids
Jose Bautista, OF (TOR) ~ Yoink
Jose Reyes, SS (TOR) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Josh Hamilton, OF (LAA) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Josh Johnson, SP (TOR) ~ Rusty Trombones
Josh Reddick, OF (OAK) ~ Rusty Trombones
Josh Rutledge, SS (COL) ~ Severe Punishment
Josh Willingham, OF (MIN) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Justin Upton, OF (ARI) ~ Carl Spackler
Justin Verlander, SP (DET) ~ Rat Bastards
Kenley Jansen, RP (LAD) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Kris Medlen, SP (ATL) ~ Hit-N-Run
Kyle Seager, 3B (SEA) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Lance Lynn, SP (STL) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Lonnie Chisenhall, 3B (CLE) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Madison Bumgarner, SP (SF) ~ Rusty Trombones
Manny Machado, 3B (BAL) ~ Whiz Kids
Marco Estrada, SP (MIL) ~ Yoink
Mark Trumbo, 1B/OF (LAA) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Martin Prado, 3B (ATL) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Mat Latos, SP (CIN) ~ Ninja Warriors
Matt Cain, SP (SF) ~ Rusty Trombones
Matt Carpenter, 1B/3B/OF (STL) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Matt Garza, SP (CHC) ~ Ninja Warriors
Matt Harvey, SP (NYM) ~ Baseball Junkies
Matt Holliday, OF (STL) ~ Yoink
Matt Kemp, OF (LAD) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Matt Moore, SP (TB) ~ Whiz Kids
Matt Wieters, C (BAL) ~ Carl Spackler
Max Scherzer, SP (DET) ~ Bobby Ayala
Melky Cabrera, OF (TOR) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Michael Bourn, OF (FA) ~ Baseball Junkies
Michael Morse, OF (WAS) ~ Ninja Warriors
Michael Pineda, SP (NYY) ~ Rat Bastards
Miguel Cabrera, 3B (DET) ~ Bobby Ayala
Mike Fiers, SP (MIL) ~ Bobby Ayala
Mike Moustakas, 3B (KC) ~ Baseball Junkies
Mike Trout, OF (LAA) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Neil Walker, 2B (PIT) ~ Baseball Junkies
Nelson Cruz, OF (TEX) ~ Whiz Kids
Nick Markakis, OF (BAL) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Nick Swisher, 1B/OF (CLE) ~ Severe Punishment
Norichika Aoki, OF (MIL) ~ Rat Bastards
Pablo Sandoval, 3B (SF) ~ Nuke's Bridesmaids
Paul Goldschmidt, 1B (ARI) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Pedro Alvarez, 3B (PIT) ~ Rusty Trombones
Prince Fielder, 1B (DET) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
R.A. Dickey, SP (TOR) ~ Carl Spackler
Rickie Weeks, 2B (MIL) ~ Carl Spackler
Robinson Cano, 2B (NYY) ~ Hit-N-Run
Roy Halladay, SP (PHI) ~ Carl Spackler
Ryan Braun, OF (MIL) ~ Carl Spackler
Ryan Zimmerman, 3B (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Salvador Perez, C (KC) ~ Rat Bastards
Shane Victorino, OF (BOS) ~ Carl Spackler
Shin-Soo Choo, OF (CIN) ~ Bobby Ayala
Starlin Castro, SS (CHC) ~ Whiz Kids
Starling Marte, OF (PIT) ~ Hit-N-Run
Stephen Strasburg, SP (WAS) ~ Tecuala Juggernauts
Tim Lincecum, SP (SF) ~ Rusty Trombones
Todd Frazier, 1B/3B (CIN) ~ Severe Punishment
Tom Wilhelmsen, RP (SEA) ~ Hit-N-Run
Tommy Hanson, SP (LAA) ~ Lunatic Fringe
Trevor Cahill, SP (ARI) ~ Ninja Warriors
Troy Tulowitzki, SS (COL) ~ Bobby Ayala
Tyler Colvin, 1B/OF (COL) ~ Ninja Warriors
Victor Martinez, C (DET) ~ Rat Bastards
Wade Miley, SP (ARI) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Wilin Rosario, C (COL) ~ Baseball Junkies
Will Middlebrooks, 3B (BOS) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Yadier Molina, C (STL) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Yasmani Grandal, C (SD) ~ Nellie's Holler
Yoenis Cespedes, OF (OAK) ~ Walker, Texas Ranger
Yonder Alonso, 1B (SD) ~ Severe Punishment
Yovani Gallardo, SP (MIL) ~ Carl Spackler
Yu Darvish, SP (TEX) ~ Yoink
Zack Cozart, SS (CIN) ~ Rapist Jagaloons
Zack Greinke, SP (LAD) ~ Rusty Trombones